The Big Day!

Hallelujah! After Tuesday, Bush is no longer president!

And hooray, a smart person is actually taking over!

I still have to pinch myself to realize I didn't dream that the American people who sent that asshole Bush to the White House not once, but twice, elected Obama! Every time I hear Obama speak, I am simply overcome with joy that someone with a BRAIN will be in charge!

Is it too late to coordinate a nationwide ringing of church bells as soon as Obama is sworn in? Shouldn't there be dancing in the streets, and throwing of great snowstorms of confetti, and shaking of timbrels and blowing of horns and drinking of champagne and people making a very loud, very public joyful noise?

We should be throwing inaugural balls of our own, in every nook and cranny of this country. I'm embarrassed that I didn't think of it sooner, or I would have!